Fuck Jay-Z. Fuck Yeezy. Muthafuckin Dr Dre & Snoop are closing out Coachella Fest. Dr MUTHAFUCKIN DRE and SNOOP D-O-DOUBLE-MUTHAFUCKIN-G are gonna be in MY HOOD. My hometown, where I grew up! You better fucking believe I’m gonna be there. Might even rush the fucking stage.
Not to be forgotten, At The Drive-In is reuniting, probably not AT, at Coachella and playing the same day. I don’t have to see anyone else but those two acts. I might even fuck around and go both weekends. I imagine this is how Luis would feel if Weezer played his backyard or if Broken Social Scene decided to play Santo Domingo while Oz was visiting. Doc Muthafuckin Dre. The world truly is coming to an end this year you guys and apparently God must be cool with me because he is making things I’ve wanted to see happen before I die happen. Fuck it, it was nice knowing y’all, and even when I’m dead don’t worry I’ll still have someone updating my tumblr. Good job 2012!
