RiRI’s latest video for ‘You Da One’.
Ah yo Breezy…..THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU LAID HANDS RIHANNA? Seriously dog, be straight with me. What could she have possibly done that would force you to lay hands on her? Shit, if I was you and she asked me excommunicate all the non-family women in my life and stop using a cellphone, I’d say goodbye to my iPhone in second. I wouldn’t even miss it. I heard rumors she gave you an STD, but dog, now a days, they have pills for that shit, come on dude. Whatever it was, she STILL didn’t say shit. All that tells me is Rihanna is a straight ride or die chick. The kind Sincere was had and Buns would fuck over. Yo, Rihanna, whenever you get tired of Athletes and all around good looking dudes with a lot of cash, and want to go out with a normal dude whose bank account fluctuates with the tides, call me. You don’t even have to pay for me. I’ll work multiple jobs and sell off some organs to you looking good. Who needs 2 kidneys and lungs anyway. I’ll be over here just watching just video multiple times and SMHing at Breezy’s dumb ass.
