January 2010
48 posts
December 2009
72 posts
Me Vs An Anti-Obama Activist outside Porto's
Anti-Obama Supporter: Hey guys, We have a fascist in office, did you know that. This guy right here. [points to a picture of Obama with a Hitler mustache] He is just a puppet.
Me: This guy? [points to the same picture] But I like that. He is Obama.
Anti-Obama Supporter: So you like a fascist? You support a puppet?
Me: What? Dude, I like him because he is black. We have a black president.
[Anti-Obama Supporter becomes very flustered, clinches fists and teeth]
Me: [looking at picture again] And do you really think it is appropriate to compare Obama to Hitler? [looks back up at the guy behind the table] You obviously aren't jewish are you?
[the steam begins to rise and slowly come out of his ears, I begin my march away]
Anti-Obama Supporter: well, well, that's a good reason to support him, because he is black.
Me: [half way down the block] Thanks, I thought so too.
This has sadly, been a true story. What a way to end things 2009, thanks.
My Birthday...
I don’t celebrate it. I don’t even like people knowing what day it is. Don’t ask why, its waste of time. I just don’t like people know, end of story. However that was not good enough for my ex-intern who was insistent that i tell her. Which i did not. I like to stick to my morals. So she decided to give me a birthdate. Sept 10th is now my NEW birthday, and apparently I am a...
For all the boys who got put in the FRIEND ZONE,...
yumwatch:
lauramenorah:
Look. We are sorry we lead you to believe something that might not have been true. We are sorry we don’t feel the way that you do. We are sorry your feelings are hurt. But we are not sorry for laughing at your jokes, or playing video games with you, or asking your advice on something really hard… because some girls don’t have friends that wanna do that. Some of us have...
LA is my home...
And I’m glad to be back.
I fit into a size 2 dress that I haven't worn in...
6od:
In no way has that prevented me from wearing it. Merry Christmas to all, and to all some great cleavage.
This post disappoints me for two reasons. 1. There is no picture of saId dress/cleavage & 2. I don’t know Jen well enough to make that kind of joke without coming off sounding like a creep.
Hopefully I can rectify both in 2010. For now, Jen enjoy that dress lady.
2 tags
"The Boyfriend List"
6od:
Can’t believe I’m posting this. Can’t believe I even wrote it. I mentioned this in another post, and then someone asked me on formspring to post it. I wrote this in like, June or July… I can’t remember. Reading back, the shit I actually wrote descriptively, sounds pretty retarded. Like I’m 14 or something. But whatever, I’m just gonna type it exactly as I wrote it. Bear with me…
I’ve dated...
Post Supervisors Vs Werner Herzog
There are a lot of reasons why my new job is way better than my old job. Today I add a new reason to that list.
My supervisor got into a yelling with Werner Herzog on Grizzly Man, because Werner thought the color correction was going to ruin the him.
My boss almost got into fist-a-cuffs with one of the directors I respect most.
Seriously, I love my new job.
Things That Make Me Laugh
tesslynch:
(inspired by Molly’s epic This Recording Post of a similar nature)
Stupid lyrics
When animals feel ashamed of their outfits
Parrotheads
White people
When Dave Matthews broke his rib in a freak grape-eating accident
The unbridled hatred people have for Dane Cook
People who become anxious wondering if their soda is diet
Japanese toys
Confessional vlogging
“Cool” retainers
...
Anyone interested in doing something tonight...
6od:
I’m thinking about it. Also, I have a lot of scotch. Just in case you need liquid courage.
This just sounds like all kinds of crazy fun is going to down. Plus there is scotch involved, which when I drank/start drinking again Scotch was/is my favorite, so you know shit is only going to get better as the night progresses. Have a glass for me Jen.
Jay Electronica - Exhibit C
Listen. Download....
To you...my kid brother..
This post I dedicate.
Today your son was born. 4pm he entered this world. I’d like to imagine you are living amongst the good souls who have past and hopefully you got to spend a few months with your son before his birth. It’s a nice thought no matter how unrealistic.
Your son, Theodore jr as he will be named, came into this world 19ins and 7lbs. I can only imagine the joy your pops...
The Intern and I talking about why neither of us...
me: which is why i can never be in a position of power...i love women way too much
Melanie: hahahahaha
i can never be in a position of power
because i'm a bitch
and i will fire you
I feel like people
6od:
youcankeepthechange:
could get the wrong idea of who I am from reading this blog. I think people who don’t know me in real life (like 95% of the internet and 99% of humanity) could see this and assume I’m only into memes and shitty rap songs from 2004 and Twilight and that I’m obsessed with Degrassi. But that’s only a small part of me. I also like telenovelas, drinking milk with my pizza,...
molls:
Ooh - De La Soul ft. Redman
This song...
6od:
creeperstatus:
Lil Wayne - Ice Cream...
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...
Watchtesslynch:
Peter Atencio was like, “Tess, will you play Gail Simmons in my friend’s Top Chef parody video?” and then I knew that Los Angeles really is the city where dreams come true.
I love Gail Simmons from Top Chef, I think it’s her genuine love for good and knowledge of what makes food great that I find sexy. I also love Top Chef, Bacon, Single Ladies (both the video/song &...
So about last night!
yumwatch:
I hung out with Crazy Aunt Kat last night (a much beloved character/BFF whom some of you have had the privilege to meet) —
which always means I end up in some slightly awkward NSFW situation usually involving Some Guy She Knows, in which I must put on my Primmest and Most Professional Self in order to escape alive (which mostly means I manage to make it home before Kevin stops playing...